After three weeks of texting a girl, an anonymous single man got himself a date.
He was pretty excited, even arriving half an hour early to get a good table at the Italian restaurant.
He was still chatting happily even as I fast-walked to my car.
Cringeworthy dating tales, like mine, are fun to talk about but hellish to live through.
His heart sank when his date arrived, though — because she wasn’t alone. Turns out, they were interested in a threesome because the wife wanted to have sex with two men at once.
After my friend repeatedly hinted that she was cold, the guy wrapped himself like a straight jacket around her. One anonymous single woman shared a chilling story of a bad date with
It goes something like: “He asked her if she enjoyed anal… Below, we’ve picked out the best of the worst of online dating: the cheaters, the chumps, and the chillingly bad dates.
Reading through these crazy and gross anecdotes ought to make you feel better about your own love life — because, hey, it could be worse. She told him, “Definitely not.” Finally, he dropped something on the floor, bent down, and tried to put Naughtynurse99’s toes in his mouth. All in all, he didn’t put his best foot forward on that date.
When you’re online dating, you’ll probably go on a few bad dates along the way.
I once spent weeks talking to a guy I thought was smart and kind — only to meet him and find out he’s dull and narcissistic. He showed up late carrying a bouquet, wearing a tux, and sweating profusely. The waiter gave me pitying looks as I sat in silence while my oblivious date droned on about I-don’t-even-remember-what. At the mention of dessert, I blurted, “No, I’m ready to go” and put down my credit card, paying for the whole meal so we could get out of there faster.